1 year ago
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Doctors Offices are like Strip Clubs
Of course I know absolutely nothing about strip clubs (except "The Paper Tiger" in Colorado where Courtney used to work...) but now I feel like I have a pretty good idea. The past few weeks I have found myself frequently standing face to face with a doctor who feels perfectly wonderful telling me to strip down and get in some skimpy, see through, "gown". I challenge this pervert with a dark glare, but they always ignore me and "step out" for a moment while I TRY to change in the 2.5 seconds that they give me before coming right back in. This gives me just enough time to be inappropriately exposed to the poor witnesses in the hallway. I thought strippers where supposed to get tips! WHERE IS MY TIP Mr. DOCTOR?? Medical school is for sickos!
Posted by McKenzie at 9:51 AM