Thursday, November 1, 2007

Anybody addicted to pain killers?

GREAT! I think I'm going to sell mine! Just kidding I really probably shouldn't say that. i don't want to go to jail!

The boob job went GREAT! I have a scar and a nice bruise, but my one sided boob job was a success!

Would you Like to Hear a Good Story? Fabulous!

On the way home from my surgery (which I will post pictures of...the bruise, not my boobies. sick!) I did only one funny thing. I am quite disappointed that my drugged brain didn't come up with anything more brilliant because I didn't even say it OUT LOUD! Oh well, it's all I remember and it's all I've got so here you go my 4 friends who read this blog:


Dad was driving through the canyon on our way home. You have never been in "the canyon"? WELL! Then you have never experienced the road that was engineered to give small children, the elderly, and ME car sickness! I started to complain that my stomach hurt and I felt like puking. My dad leaned up to get a look at my face. Mouth wide open, eyes droopy, head tilted back. I looked like a drug dealer. I had a bandage wrapped around my hand, crushing my fingers together from my IV (however you spell that) that reminded me of a dinosaur hand. My dad commented "You look really green." My mind automatically flipped to the bandage around my hand and I though "that's because I'm a dinosaur." It made perfect sense to me. (refer to dinosaur hands above.)


Well happy Halloween to all of my family and friends (at least the four of you who read this.) Give your kids a kiss for me!

8 comments:

Jayme said...

McKenzie!!! I have been thinking of you darling. I am glad everything went well and I LOVE you.

Camille said...

Am I the only one that doesn't know what you are talking about?? Did you have surgery? I really hope it wasn't surgery that turned you into a dinosaur, you would probably regret it later in life. :-) I hope you are doing okay!! Get feeling better!

Yo Momma said...

Oh my heavens, you are funny. That's because I'm a dinosaur. You make me laugh!!!

McKenzie said...

yes I had to get a biopsy incase I have breast cancer...but a one sided boob job sounds better:)

Stacey and Mel said...

McKenzie--
You are funny! Sorry to hear about the surgery--I've been there a couple times if you need some sympathy. I think those things run in the family. Wait until they thread a wire through it so the doctor knows where to dig!!!

Camille said...

Yeah, I guess it does! I hope you are feeling okay- I'm worried about you now! Keep us posted, please!

Alynn said...

My hubby Tood always talks about midgets when he's drugged. Sometimes they dance, once he wanted to buy one so he put an ad in the paper. Funny stuff! You're in our thoughts and prayers sweetie. We love you!

McKenzie said...

hahaha, you guys are so sweet! I wish i was as funny on drugs as everyone esle is!